Leaping Match

When the princess heard she had to marry the winner of the Leaping Match, she said, "Whatever." The winner would get to march her down the aisle, but she would get to wear a fabulous dress and carry eleven gold roses from the Land of the Golden Roof.
The flea boasted to everyone that he would win. The grasshopper boasted that he would win. The mudskipper said nothing. The King said, "That means the mud-skipper is a deep thinker."